I was trying to think of something clever and funny to say regarding this image I took a few weeks ago - like what is erotic about a pole?
Then I started playing all of your would-be responses in my head that would show up in the comment section and thought better of it.
I only know from dancing around the kitchen while making dinner, but I don't know much from pole dancing, other than "ladies" with c-sections do it at four o'clock in the afternoon for singles and watered down drinks. ...and by singles, I don't mean unmarried men.
I love how some places try to sell these thar poles as "exercise" equipment, because all the "ladies" purchasing them are striving for the body of a stripper. Is this really the gold-standard now?
Anyways, it's just a kit. It is the equivalent of a treadmill. You can set it up, but if you don't use it, you only drape your clothes over it. Well, not so much on a pole because.....well..........you can't.
It also doesn't help you get your GED or help you get over your daddy issues either.
Song by: Tina Turner