It seems that I'm funky. It seems that I look cool.....and that I've possibly fooled you.
If history has taught us anything ("and it hasn't!" - as Homer Simpson would say) looking cool is way better than being cool. So I am golden!
And why would just your friends be fooled? I bet bin Laden doesn't even have facial hair and he has just alluded the half-dozen folks still bothering at this point to look for him by putting $0.50 in the gumball machine at Pizza Hut.
All I've done is grow, trim and touch-up mine at the exorbitant costs of whatever razor blades go for and multiply that by like 18 years.
But sometimes going to Pizza Hut is just too high of a cost.
Song by: Bruce Springsteen