You know, I think I should just retitle this blog thingy. Once again, I'm giving credit to my cousin, David. He may as well just start getting co-author credit.
Let's start out that we were at brunch on Sunday with a few of the cousins and David's mother, and while I'm not willing to write about that, at some point during the meal, David brought up the question of if "Ned" had a glass eye or glass testicle (btw, turns out it was an eye).
...like real testicles aren't fragile enough, I'd want one made out of glass? Je don't think so.
Not to be dissuaded, David assured me they made fake testicle for dogs who to tutored.
Not being able to leave that one alone, I made a comment about how if he didn't know the difference between the two, he might have bigger issues. I don't remember David disagreeing with me.
Sure enough, not that long after brunch, I got a link to this: Neuticles.
Somewhere in the text is the phrase 'silicone blobs'. I'm real and I'm fabulous.
So if you become castrated or lose a nut, you can get a replacement - for you or your pooch. Or you can order them for a key fob. David is all about the key fob.
I've already had a hydrocele repair two decades ago. One is already smaller, I don't need to have one hanging from my key chain. But don't let me stop you from purchasing one......or two.
This is great. I want the key fob.
Every year, my sister and I trade Mystery Gifts for Christmas. She and I think so much alike that it's really hard to find something she can't identify. This may actually be the One. Where can I find it?
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