I thought about calling this post Shopping with Blobby's Site of the Month.
It does not fit into one convenient category which I already have as a standard monthly post, so it's just going out there on its own.
And I've already done my SotM and my Shopping segment for March, and I just didn't want to hold off until April to get post this. You know with my track record, it will look like I'm jumping on the bandwagon instead of leading it. Not this time, baby! Not this time!
First off, I did not find this on my own. A reader tipped me off to this "product", but I'm not allowed to use his or her name (ok ok, it's a him) for fear of.......of........heck, I don't know of what. I'm not all that afraid, just respecting limits. I know, right???
First off, you have to click on the link. You HAVE to! And where something in the lower right corner will say 'skip intro' - DO.NOT.SKIP.INTRO. You must watch. Oh, and while it's not horribly suitable for work, it's possible you might want to watch at home - not so much the intro, but what comes after it.
Ok. I'll wait.
dum dee dum dee dee (repeat 12x)
Ok - are you back? Did you get to this yet?
Sooooo many ways to go with this and I don't know where to start! But let's go with, that it is vaginal scented roll-on !!!!!!!!! (and do you think the chick above called home and said, "hey mom, dad - I got a modeling job!!!! ?)
That's probably the big pink elephant in the room - and I "hear" it's all pink on the inside.
And judging by where Carol Marol is holding "the product", I'm not 100% sure where one is supposed to roll it on. Wrists? Underarms? Cooz (which is the same as Ziz or Bajingo)? "They" claim it's not perfume. I guess it's just for sniff-freaks.
Clearly, the video guy was all about it being on the bike seat. Trust me, I'll never ever ever Spin again without flashing on this. EVER!
I was going to start talking about the opening video first. Since I didn't know what I was in for, or what the link was to, I wasn't quite sure what I was seeing - with the angles and sweat. And even when I figgered it out, I still wasn't sure where they were going with it.
Here's what I do know: that video guy is no more interested in that smell than most of my readers, mostly of whom are gay - just like that guy is.
Q.U.E.E.R., he is. He's not even 'queer' with a capital Q - all of the letters must be upper cased for
By this point, you were probably thinking you've been spared a lame joke on 'smells like fish' or 'tastes like chicken', but I just unspared you. There it is/was. Just be thankful that in that opening video, no one ran a finger under that guy's nose. Yeah - you know what I'm talkin' about, guys.
Oh - and how could I not use the title image? I've been holding onto that for over a year now. Patience pays off - finally!!! Granted, it doesn't say MULVA, but it is as close as the Ohio DMV is going to allow.
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