Thursday, March 28, 2024

Thieves in the Temple

Well, P.T. Barnum said a sucker was born every minute, and these aren't even the guys in the videos where one would drop tokens to see 57 seconds of action.

Honest to fucking g-d, if people are stupid enough to part with a dime - let alone $60 - for a book (the bible) they allegedly already have and cherry-pick from already, then let them be $60 poorer.

To be fair, I've read nothing in detail about it. I'm not sure if it is heavily edited or not - though I did see Liz "still a cunt" Cheney troll BLOTUS about reading the parts about adultery. 

The problem is - well, the problem. We all already know the hypocrisy of what they pretend to believe and how they act.  And yes, we all know who "they" are. 

I do have to give it to BLOTUS. He is the biggest swindler and snake oil salesman of all time. ALL time. One might say the devil incarnate. He's already gotten evangelicals and poser-believers to eat the apple right off the tree. 

Hats. Shoes. Bibles. This guy is all about the merch. 

Not that any of you need me to quote bible passages to you, the spirit of the upcoming Zombie Jesus Day, let's take a look at the probable true catalyst that got him to his orgy.  What?  He got nailed by a bunch of guys.  THAT is an orgy.

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves."

A week later, he be dead. 

But you can't tell these folks anything, It applies to someone else. Anyone else. Not them. Or "that's not what they're talking about" or "that's not what it meant".  Whatever lets them sleep at night - and hopefully 6 feet under with no hope of getting beyond any pearly gates. 

They couldn't even get BLOTUS into a church to take a staged photo of him. You know - lightning and all. The one above is AI created.   .....and with additional fingers to boot. Go ahead. Enlarge and count. 

I suppose with him more is better - and not a deformity. 

In other political news:  Obama has GOT to stop standing next to Pappy Joe and talking. He's eloquent and exudes leadership and then Pappy Joe inserts monosyllables afterwards making him look addled. It's not a good look. 

Song by: Prince


wcs said...

Still trying to make his hands look bigger.

James Dwight Williamson said...

I voted for him twice, but Obama loves to always be center of attention . Hope it works to the Benefit of all us who don’t have 60 million dollar book deals.

Old Lurker said...

Oh man I wish I had $60.

Travel said...

Is there anything he won't do? Tell the truth, but is there anything else to list?

Ur-spo said...

I remember a line from John Steinbeck (said by a woman): he looks like me (her son) and he wants to go into the church. It's a slick way to make a buck. I wouldn't done that myself if I were a man (instead she went into prostitution)