"Because I said so!"
I have always wanted to write this dialogue into a short story scene where the grumpy Jewish father just snaps at his children as they read the four questions.
No one ever writes Passover funny stuff. I mean - except for Edward G. Robinson in The Ten Commandments. HILARIOUS! What were they thinking?? Sure,
As Tom Green would say: "Let my people go-go!"
But as Jewish humour goes - not much beats the exchange in Hannah and Her Sisters:
Woody: "...I mean, why there were there Nazis?"
His Father: "How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works!"
I think I need to flesh out my work - but a Seder is the perfect setting for a funny story.