Friday, August 11, 2006

now i know i have a heart, because it's broken

What can you say about a fourteen-year-old cat who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved rubs and singing, Pounce, and her dad? (ok, I completely lifted that entire intro - kind of - from Love Story.)

I am sure I'm biased by saying she was the best cat ever! If not the best, she sure ranked up there. I actually drafted this earlier and it sounded eerily familiar. I looked back and I wrote much of our history w/Kylie on a post on 5/8/06 - her 14th bday. I'll try not to repeat that post - but feel free to go back and look at it.

She was one of the cutest kittens I had ever seen. That is she, against the brick in the top picture. Her little ears not as perky as they would turn out to be. Her colouring darker than what would it eventually be.



You can get a better idea of how she'd turn out by the bottom picture (her in the middle). Her pattern was gorgeous - down to the black tip of her tail, the one black bottom of a paw, and two black whiskers in a sea of white ones. (click on images to make them bigger!)


I know cats are supposed to be aloof and independent, but most of the time Kylie wasn't that way. When we moved into the new house a year or so ago, instead of hiding (which is what Tovah did), Kylie followed us around the house. We actually gave her a tour. She was much more comfortable w/her new surroundings.

She loved being by us - though she liked her alone time. She was the cat who could sleep anywhere, and would (see below).


Any of the bedrooms were fair game. Any couch or chair was hers. She loved sleeping under a desk lamp as Denton worked all day long. She loved the warmth and being next to him. But she'd just as easily sleep in the output tray of the printer and she would on something soft....and usually would hit the 'test' button in the process. I'm not sure how many wasted sheets of paper we went through due to her naptime. It was all worth it.

She (along w/her sister) made our house a home - and us a family. We got up in the night when they were ill. We worried about them and wondered what they were doing when we traveled. We'd watch them play, eat and sleep as if they were our children - which is really what she was.

Kylie was the silent alpha cat. No fights. No hissing. She just WAS. Tovah had a cat admirer (Smokey) with whom she'd have rows. She'd charge the screen door. Smokey wouldn't even flinch. But Kylie would come by and look at him - just look - and he'd be out of there in an instant.

There was not a day that went by that we didn't appreciate Kylie being with us and tell her so. We loved her and she loved us. This I know.

We will have other pets in our future, but we'll only have one Kylie...and she'll always be with us.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Justify Your Dance Shoes


If you haven't seen Dare to be Truthful - you probably should. Of course, it makes it a heck of a lot funnier if you've been subjected to Madonna's version first.

Though the individual jokes / lines are still funny (but maybe that is b/c I associate them so closely w/Rebecca), but the overall feel seems to drag. The extras suck beyond belief.

Julie Brown (no - not that one!) is still a riot. You can finally get DtbT on DVD - but only through her website, which links to a special eBay store. Unfortunately, her website sucks. Lots of bells and whistles, but an ugly unfriendly site that is difficult to navigate. I'd direct you to the exact link - but her site doesn't work that way.

If you can - find to the 'video' category, then hover over your choices (which are lettered!! ???) until you at least find "Party In My Pants" and stream it.


Song by:  Medusa

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT!

Someone caught Morty and myself on camera as we audtioned for A Chorus Line circa 1993.

KIDDING.

It was just us at Cedar Point on the Magnum XL (I know - it sounds like a condom - but really it isn't.) circa 1993.

...but please note Morty's Jazz Hands!


AMENDED POST
Becky sees it. I don't. Becky says it. David reads it. David sends it. Becky tells me to. I post it.

It seems I have a Jell-o Jiggler for a spine.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

TWO-FER

Customer Service
Overheard by me in Home Depot by two of their workers this last Saturday (where btw, we dropped a shit load of money...maybe we shouldn't have).

Worker 1: "I hate these fucking people!"
Worker 2: "I just got here and I'm already tired of them too!!"


Monday Moaning
'Monday Moanings' are a part of each Monday's Cleveland Plain Dealer. It is just a strip that runs down page two, where people can gripe and grouse about anything they damn well please. ...and they do. I usually like to post really really funny ones (or that are funny to me), but lately they've been pretty lame - which is why you have not seen one in awhile. This one is not the best, but it still made me grin.

"I don't know why they reinstated the ice cream trucks coming around. They are an unnecessary nuisance, the ice cream is expensive and the little ones who can't afford it are crying because they don't understand why they can't get ice cream." - Parma

Honestly, I don't even know where to begin w/this one. OK, actually I do - I just don't know where to end w/it.

Monday, August 07, 2006

SILVER & GOLD

I knew it was coming up - but I never really cared b/c it never crossed my mind to actually attend. My 25th high school reunion (yes, start getting your abacus out or brush up on your chisenbop and try to calculate my age!). I've more than alluded to, in this blog, that I have no desire to ever go back to see these people. I've avoided most of them for a quarter of a century and see no reason to go, let alone PAY money to socialize with them.

Was high school a living hell? No. I didn't even think I was better than most of the shlubs there - but I didn't fit in either. Few probably did. It WAS high school after all. But I don't care if they did or not. I really wasn't included in too many of their reindeer games - nor did I want to be. I saw high school more or less as county jail where I just had to do my time and get out. I can't say it wouldn't be interesting to go back as a fly on the wall - or w/Romy and Michele.

Even if I had entertained the idea of going - any chance would have been dashed by the actual invitation. It started:

Dear Bob

Ok. I really almost stopped there completely. I am not Bob!!!! I never have been. My father is. If they want to invite him - they can knock themselves out. I actually will stop someone when they call me Bob and correct them. Nothing against my father's name, but even my parents went way out of their way to not call me that.

Granted, I don't know the alumni committee in the slightest - and clearly they don't know me either. So don't you think they would error on the side of formality and go by what is on one's permanent record? I can almost assure you that anyone in the class w/the name of 'Brian' - didn't get a Dear Bri.

But I did in fact keep reading. The letter was general to 10th, 20th, 25th, 30th and 35th reunions. (The school hasn't been open 40 yrs, so 35 is the highest reunion class.) Yes, I got an almost generic invitation. Each reunion was meeting the same day. At the same place. At the same time! The day starts off w/a golf tournament b/c, well, EVERYONE just MUST play golf - no? To be honest, I might harbor resentment as I've played since I was eight and STILL suck at it. By the 12th hole, I'm carrying 5 clubs, b/c I am not bothering to go back to the cart & bag and not talking to anyone. I can be a bad sport.

Then there is a general reception w/all these classes where no one knows anyone (most likely) from the any group but their own. And I'd be surprised to find how many actually know others from their own class. I'd be interested to know how well attended these things are. For dinner and whatnot, you are put into separate rooms w/your former classmates. At that point, why bother?

Did I mention I went to an all boys school? Do 'boys' give a fuck about getting back together to reminisce? You can't talk about who you dated b/c well.....no one knew any girls or knew of any girls the other boys knew (follow that?). That leaves sports. High school sports from 1977-81. Shoot me now!

If I thought I could go and shock the fuck out of them and leave, it might almost be worth it. Almost.

And here I've been babbling about the silver part of the show. Now on w/the gold.

My parents celebrate their 50th anniversary this October. I didn't have to lobby too too hard to do something for this (either w/my parents or sisters). Friends of mine who let their parent's anniversaries slip w/out any to-do told me if we did nothing we would regret it. They did. We're opting for no surprises - and to do it at our house. An informal affair - maybe around 40-50 people, but we'll cater most of it. That would be the only real expense. Oh - that and the booze!

But my father sometimes kills me....in a good way. I see him weekly. He has email (has never sent me one nor has acknowledged if he's ever received one I've sent him). Yet he sends me a letter-letter w/a list of whom he would like there. Some people who were in their wedding party (whom were already on my list). My mother's brothers! (who, duh, were already on my list) and my oldest sister. ....b/c it was possible I wasn't going to invite her? Or maybe it was specific to her and the other three aren't actually welcome?

Invitations go out at the end of this week, so hopefully this will be an easy event to plan and pull-off (see the booze comment).

Sunday, August 06, 2006

BEEN GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG?

I've been going about this blogging thing in the entirely wrong fashion.

Only maybe 100 of you hit this site daily. I could be getting thousands of commuters during the same time frame! WHAT was I thinking?

Sure, I'd have to post shorter, more concise messages and w/out the .jpgs or the opportunity for you to reply. Sure, I could spend a small fortune in bed sheets or poster board, paint, wire and even more time to scout out good locations (and probably bail money too). There'd be no links, additional graphics or anyway of you knowing it was me! Mucho effort for no recognition.

Fuck - it seems like too much work. I think I'll just stick to this medium.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Friday, August 04, 2006

Thursday, August 03, 2006

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH


On the recent trip to NYC, we felt the need to stop by the new Apple store. It resides underneath the plaza of the (former?) GM bldg on 5th ave. The bldg is also home to Ron Lauder (Estee's son and investor in Denton's former company) who, btw, just bought the most expensive piece of art ($153 million - which happens to be the same price as a Boeing 787!). Right around the corner (or is it attached) is FAO Schwartz. UGH.

Anyhooo....the Apple store represents much better in real life than it does in this cameraphone picture. It looks slightly cooler at night also. And speaking of night - it is open 24/7. We went in once or twice - mostly to cool off, but I did blog from there too. There is nothing actually in the store that is not in other Apple stores - just more of it. And seemingly always packed. Maybe it's just the FAO Schwartz of geeks.


My other favorite place is Central Park. You can actually get lost in the park - or be in places where you can forget you are even in the city. Here is Bethesda Fountain, which I've always loved. It's a great place to relax and /or people watch....though I've been there when I've been the only person around. The end of Angels in America has an eloquent synopsis of the fountain - and her (Bethesda's) supposed backstory. I liked being there even before knowing it. ...though, is it just me, or is something around there always under construction?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

THIS DAY IN MUSIC

OK, maybe not this day - but a day not too far off. Dith provided this site and I kind of laughed b/c she didn't know "Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)", which was #1 on the day she was born.

But then I did my birthdate (well, b/c it IS all about me! - but if you want to figure out my age, you got some Gooooogling to do), and I like to think I'm very knowledgeable about music - but both songs that charted in the U.S. and the U.K. stumped me.

U.S. - "Fingertips (pt 2)" - Little Stevie Wonder (was there a pt 1?)
U.K. - "Sweets for my Sweet" - Searchers

I listened to the 30 second spots on iTunes and I still don't recognize the Stevie Wonder song. And fuck if I know the Searchers' song either. It was a crappy day for music, I can tell you that right now.

That being said - VH1 (ironically enough) is celebrating MTV's 25th anniversary. It seems that MTV was not....since I don't think they actually play videos. So, VH1 is playing the first day of MTV in its entirety (sans Mark Goodman and crew). Yes, all 28 videos they seemingly had at the time, over and over and over. Who knew REO Speedwagon had two? Who ever realized that The Who just recorded the videos from their 'Face Dances' album on the same day in the same clothes? (one notices these things when they are almost played back to back. and 'one' would be me!)

But for every three crappy MOR pieces of shit they had, they also played stuff like Robert Palmer's "Looking for Clues" or Split Enz' "One Step Ahead".

This being 1981 (oy), it was before MTV was Medusa TV. ...and you know it to, don't ya MTV?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

DREAM or NIGHTMARE

...you decide.

In my REM state (rapid eye movement - not 'World Leader Pretend' mode. ...think about it. think about it....), I go into a pet store. But you have to sign-in when you go into this pet store. Stranger yet, the people working the sign-in desk are Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie. eeeek. The two most over-exposed tramps television has seen since...well.....ever. I feel even a little dirty that I had to search for a picture of them.



Scanning the store - though I have no idea what I was there for in the first place - there is a giant octopus slithering down the wall. Creeped me out - even more than the two whores at the sign-in desk. ...and I know that's an insult to whores but...........


But as 'we're' walking towards a certain aisle (I have no idea who 'we' are - I just know I was not there by myself), I encounter two men. One who is a Cyclops. Yes, you heard me. One eye. Dead center of the face. Naturally, I get out my cellphone to take a pic, but the other guy grabs it from me after I snap it.

Then I woke up. Damn this heat! Like my dreams aren't f'ed up enough!

Monday, July 31, 2006

Site of the Month

I betcha thought I forgot. But don't you people know me a little better than that?

Yes, this SotM makes it apparent that there IS indeed a website for everything and everyone. I cringe more for the kitties than I do for anything this may or may not represent.

And for this, I present Cats Who Look Like Hitler.



...and in defense of cats (which I love!), I've only met one inherently bad cat. Yes, Dith, I'm talking to you! However, Simone she was more the Eva Braun of cats.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Walking on Sunshine


It's like 10:00a and it's hot. Africa hot!! ...and nary a breeze. I think it will be hotter than yesterday...which they say was only 86. Lies! ALL lies, I tellz ya!!!!! Upper 90s the rest of the week, is the prediction. I can't (or shouldn't) really complain, b/c I have become a huge freeze baby. It can snow all it likes, but I loathe the bitter cold.

Denton would always bug me (in a loving way, of course) by saying, "Man, that sun sure is hot!". It got to the point I had to ask Jeeves hot it actually was.

Turns out it is 5800 Kelvin. With my limited astrophysics and astronomy background, I had to find a way to convert that (which would be 9980 degrees F on the surface - THANK YOU!). I know core is hotter, supposedly 14 million degrees (it doesn't say F or C and when it's that warm, does it matter which one it might be?) .....but really, who is going to the core? Fuck - who is going to the surface?

Well, there is part of my schtick (yes, it's true - I have schtick!) that I still hold over from the Gong Show. It's the Unknown Comics bit about the first man to land on the sun. ..where he jumps around going, 'OOH! AAH! OUCH!' ahhhh....it never gets old.

So now Denton says to bug me (in a loving way, of course), "Boy - that sun sure is bright!" I just haven't bothered to figure out how many lumins that might be! And even if I did - how does that convert to anything???


Song by: Katrina and the Waves

Saturday, July 29, 2006

PICTURE DAY

A little while ago, I was taken to task (ok, maybe too strong a word) for not posting any pictures of myself here on this blog. And though this blog is by me and occasionally about me - it's not *about* me! I'm very self-conscious about how I look (or actually, how I don't look!).

Since it was Garkawe who was actually the one chiding me - I figured it was only appropriate to post his picture(s) on here too. I'm expecting nasty nasty nasty comments regarding this. TS. Take a look while you can....it is quite possible this post will disappear!

For the record, we both look much better than my Treo camera captured. Honest. And the temp was in the 100s - so we were melty and squinty. And at one point in our lives we both had (more) hair and less body. Honest!

These pics were taken in NYC (on E. 53rd) - which was less than 2wks back, but seems a lifetime ago.


Thursday, July 27, 2006

Record of the Month

I figured I'd do a monthly 'what i'm listening to' kind of thing. This could be viewed as a lame placeholder kind of post. And probably it is. But it's my blog! So there!

(wait....did I just use the term 'record'? Oh well....)


Apparently Jenny Lewis is a member of a band called Rilo Kelly - of which I have never heard. I just got her debut solo album, Rabbit Fur Coat.

There are some immediate likeable songs on this really short-timed disk ("Rise Up With Fists!!!" and "You Are What You Love").

The songwriting and singing style are what can best be described as unconventional. The title track alone is very odd, yet very hypnotic. I kind of want to fast forward over it, but never do. There are a few songs that touch on what could be construed as a lack of faith in g-d....and I'm always gonna relate to those ( w/lyrics like "Well you praise Him, and you thank Him....but not me, I'm still angry" and "I'm not bettin' on the afterlife")

An easy listen? No. Desert Island Disk material? No. But still enjoyable if you can give it a spin and sit through it a few times to get into its groove.
'NSync (II)

I'm sorry, but this was funny. All things considered....

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER....

...or so says Sesame Street.

The hard time was narrowing it down to which one....and when you picked that one, the only thing I thought would have been different about them he was straight!

It really doesn't mean the other four aren't.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

RANT RANT RANT

Yes, I feel a Grandpa Simpson coming on.

Last week while on 'vacation', I had the last 36hrs ruined by a conference I was going to mid-week directly from vacation. Vacation was in NYC, conference was in Chicago - so this is no easy transition from fun to work. I know this will get muddled, so stay w/me here.

The program was a Neuroscience conference put on by Active Communications International. Something when I signed up w/them seemed fishy from the start. I should trust my instincts - they are rarely wrong.

For fun, we were taking the Staten Island Ferry, since Denton has never done it and something I hadn't done in 22yrs. It's not fun fun, but it was something to do to beat the 100 degree heat. I was checking my emails from my phone...and get one from ACI saying I cannot attend the conference b/c a number of people from my health system opted out of coming. It turns out - many never even officially signed up. Their email was vague that I had to pay the balance in order for me to attend.

Well, I wasn't sure what the balance was - or who they were talking about or how many weren't coming. It should be stated that we all work independently of each other - w/none reporting to me or in my cost center....some not in my hospital or even in my state! Most I didn't even know their names.

So, I get another email back saying the price was $4189.50!! That is in addition to my registration fee. I so wanted to throw my Treo into NY Harbor. But I calmly (?) wrote back basically what is in the above paragraph. That these people cancelled was not my issue. That ACI coordinated the event - not myself.

I got a very backhanded apologetic email back the next morning (as I was to leave for Chicago) saying all was right w/the world. Fine - but you know me (or perhaps not), I can hold a grudge. Forever! In my mind, this conference was already ruined.

But then I get an email from Accounts Payable. Someone from ACI is calling demanding $4189.50. I tell AP not to pay as it's been taken care of and assumed there was just a timing issue. Oh silly silly me. But I cover my ass making sure there are no 'incidents' to be forthcoming when I check-in. I"m assured there will not be. ...and there weren't.

During one session - a man (Dan Brady...or was it Don?) approaches me and says, 'oh, you're Robert! I'm from ACI and my CEO wanted me to say 'welcome aboard'!' Did I just join the company and now know it?? I had no other response but..."ooooookay". He went on to say, 'seriously, the CEO told me my one job this trip was to find you out and say he was very glad you are participating in this event.' Once again, 'um....ooooookay'.

The conference wasn't horribly exciting, but they went out of their way to ask me to present, in Los Angeles, in January! I said, 'call me'.

I'm guessing at this point they will not do that. Why - you ask?

Doing my expense reports and pulling off my registration charge from American Express, ACI was kind enough to put on an additional charge - w/out authorization - for $4189.50. And they did it after all the conversations that had taken place where everything was resolved.

You can imagine my response to them yesterday - and why I will assume I won't be asked to present at any of their conferences. I will also make it my duty to let every administrator know at each one of our health system hospitals about their practices.

Monday, July 24, 2006

SUCCESSORIES

It sure beats the other one:


ADVENTURE
See John Wayne Gacy's crawlspace




this picture was provided by Kris L-S-R-H. I did not search it out on my own.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

AC 360

...as if Anderson Cooper couldn't be any more (questionably) gay - Time/Warner decided to erase any doubt. In their 'gift shoppe' they sell these shirts. I never checked, but I'm guessing these are the men's version. And they come in pink.

The sparkles are not extra.

Friday, July 21, 2006

CALL ME 'MRS. BIRDSEYE' - THE SHOW IS FROZEN!


So, our last night in NYC we went to see Madonna and her Confessions on a Dance Floor Tour.

Yes, Morty and Dith are right now going, "noooooo!!! my eyes! MY EYES!" ....which is exactly why they were never ever considered in the first place to see her with us. They can thank me later.

We had the chance to go - and we took it. I've never seen her live* before so really didn't know how it would all go down. I had heard that she had been starting almost an hour late and insisted that the AC in the arenas be turned off as to not hurt her voice. Considering that NYC had been experiencing 100 degree days and we had the absolute top row, it presented no problem whatsoever.

NOT!

 It twas a tad warm.

That being said - what a frickin' spectacle!!

That is not to say it wasn't entertaining - it was. There was a lot to take in. You could easily be watching something else on stage and miss where she went and how she got there. Having never seen Cher (nor ever wanting to), this is what I consider the gayest thing I've ever done (shut up!). I assume it was something like Cher mixed w/Cirque du Soleil. The entire production was about two steps away from being a semi-permanent Vegas show (exhibited mostly in that horrible song 'La Isla Bonita' from two decades ago!). Maybe the songs would have meant more had I really ever listened to her last disk - which comprised of most of the concert. I will say - the songs 'Jump' and 'Get Together' seemed to stand out for me.

Her little mirrored crucifix was smirky - but hasn't she run that catholic thing into the ground eons ago? Does she even identify as catholic anymore? And let me tell you right now, Jesus didn't have an elevator to get off his cross - and he didn't do it in Prada footwear (I'm guessing!). But it was the first time I've heard anyone clap along w/a cantor! Sorry - but she can't (shouldn't be allowed to) co-op every religion.

David and Duck went with us - and poor poor Duck. He was a trooper and said he enjoyed the concert, but personally, I think he was morty-fied. The entire things was scripted out to the last comma - save maybe one comment on playing New York and it lasted 2hrs to the minute (yes, Duck and I both checked our watches).

I wondered aloud to Denton at the concert - 'what do they do w/all this shit when the tour is over?'.

Part of the video montages are oh-so political, but Madge is hardly one to rally against Shrub (though everyone should). If we all think that the GOP et al are elitist snobs, you might want to check out 'Madonna By the Numbers' below. Finding this on-line wasn't all the hard - and trust me, it is only a fraction of what they break down. Excessive doesn't' even begin to cover it (i.e. mink & diamond eyelashes?). And is there anyone who believes the part about her not wearing 'foundation'? Yeah - I didn't think so.
  • 1 ½ Tons weight of Madonna's disco ball rocket ship at start of show
  • 400,000 Watts of power used for run of show nightly
  • 2 Million dollars worth of Swarovski crystals embellishes above disco ball
  • 5000 Square Feet Size of Madonna's four stages (standard is 2600 square feet)
  • 1000 Hours rehearsal over 12 weeks
  • 27 Number of Performers including Madonna, Band, and 22 Dancers
  • 253 Massages provided to dancers
  • 0 foundation used on Madonna's skin
  • 1 bottle of balancing cleansing oil (Shu Uemura Green Tea) every week
  • 1 bottle of Yonka moisturizer used up every three weeks
  • 106 Crew members in Madonna touring party
  • 40 Foot turntable in center of main stage
  • 16 Miles per hour when turntable revolves
  • 1 "Discofied"Crucifix
  • 70 Tons of equipment on top of main stage
  • 24 Semi Trucks used to move equipment from city to city
  • 2 Private Planes to transport
  • 18 Vans and Cars to transport
  • 200 Tons in weight of entire show (equivalent to a battle ship)
  • 600 Outfits in total for the entire show
  • 4000 Swarovski crystals embedded in said belt
  • 2 Changes of eyelashes (one mink, one mink with diamonds for disco section)

All that being said - I admit I had a good time. I'll never see something like this again.

I will also say - getting out of Madison Square Garden from the the upper deck is horrid. Egress in MSG sucks. Unlike many arenas, MSG doesn't run their escalators downward - not that it would have mattered. We ended up taking the stairs. Oy. A sea of people and all going nowhere. David said something about 'what if there was a fire....' which was just a nice way of saying what we were all thinking (I confirmed later): 'this is what I'm guessing the North Tower' probably looked like'.

*Live is a term meant to convey living/breathing, not necessarily actual singing - as at least some background vocals were pre-recorded.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GERMS.....

"I just relied on my relaxation properties of excited hydrogen nuclei in water and boy, are my 0.3 to 3 teslas tired!

Take my paramagnetic contrast agent or gadolinium compound.......please!

What is the deal w/airline food?



Hey (tap tap tap).....is this thing on....?"

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

TRAVEL DAY

Sorry. I will try to post later this afternoon/evening, but today is a travel day.

If all goes somewhat well, I'll be in Chicago this evening.
If things do not, I'll be back in Cleveland.

Chicago was to be a conference I was going to - and trust me, go or not, I will bitch, moan, complain about the company putting it on. F-U-C-K'd over is how they are trying to put it to me.....and possibly two others.

It's 6:30a. Gotta catch the train to the airport soon. Ciao.

AMENDED

So, this company heading this conference I'm going to insists I pay for registration fees of three people whom work w/in my health system (12 hospitals over 2 states - and none of these people in my dept or report to me) who cancelled at the last minute....or *I* cannot attend.

After some major emails/phone msgs, I thought I had it figured out. But some asshole is out of the loop and called my AP dept demanding $4200 !!!!! or I was *barred* from the event. ....say it w/me.......... "FUCK YOU!"

I anticipate major major hassles when I check in for the event tomorrow morning. ...and it will be embarrassing to all. I guarantee it.


Tomorrow - check for faboo details of our last day in NYC.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Today in NYC-Land

Still scortching hot! But that's ok. We just take it slow and easy and make sure to keep hydrated. All is good w/the world.

I have been sleeping so much this trip. I'm an awake at 5am guy. But this trip, easily in bed at 8a. Maybe it's b/c I have no Tovah pawing me at an early hour - though I'd gladly give that up to have her w/us.

Today just had to be an indoor day. Sure, we did our walking through the park. It's like in Arthur - "drive through the park - you know how I love the park!" But we didn't have a chauffeured Bently....just our New Balance. We ended up on the upper east side and thought we'd stroll by the building where the crazy man blew it up so not to give it to his wife. All-in-all, it's a clean blow-up. Apparently the land is worth about $2million more w/out the residence. Way for the widow/ex-wife to make out on that deal!

Then it was to the MoMA. We hadn't been there at all since their renovation. Ok - I have NEVER been there. Sue me. It was nice and not just b/c it was air-conditioned. The art was good - the pieces/artists you'd know, and the ones you don't. The flow was nice. Even the cafe was pretty damn good. Museum fatigue never really hit. That's really saying something.

While we waited for David to join us there, we watched an interesting installation - two films superimposed over each other: Song of Bernadette & The Exorcist, Now there's something you don't see every day! Oh - and I txt msg'd w/Becky:

Rebecca: Where u at?
Blobby: MoMA
Blobby: It's cool in here (meaning temperature)
Rebecca: I'm at MOMMA'S

..which indeed she was - at her parent's house. Just as quick in txt as in email or person.

This was my favorite art piece at the museum. I think the commentary it makes on society as it stands to day is soooo powerful. How LIFE is not temporary and how everything we do is permanent.

We just got back from dinner w/David and his bf, Duck - who is really really nice. A great Thai restaurant, Spice. Yes, Thai food on a hot hot day. But it was good. Then just back to the hotel to cool down after getting gellato. It's allllll about the cool-down.

Of course, I'll keep posting pics and whatever as we go along......

Monday, July 17, 2006

HOT HOT HOT

...no, this has nothing to do about the Cure! Well.....as I have been known to ramble, it just might turn out that way, but it's not the way it was intended.

NY Magazine's bldg, at 11am had a temp reading of 105!!!!! That's a tad warm.

We're having a really nice time w/no set agenda....which I have to say is how we usually do NYC. The town is so familiar to us, we don't feel the need to do too many 'touristy' things. As I said - meeting my sister in the park @ the carousel with my nephew. Then going to the wine bar for a relaxing visit - and adding my brother-in-law to the mix.

We did meet Denton's former co-worker (and her new gf) for lunch @ the Boathouse. THE most uninspired meal I've had in a LONG time. The setting wasn't even that great. For those who might not know - it's in the somewhat middle of Central Park. I love Kathleen, but, let's just say, the lunch was about 2hrs long and about 1.5 hrs too long.

Yesterday's highlight was meeting David down @ the Dugout. He feigned to be offended when we looked through the bar for him and walked right by him. It's not like the place wasn't packed w/bald men w/goatees (present company included!). I do love how years can go by w/out seeing him, but it never seems like a day has. Next month, it will be 22yrs since I've met him. Oy, we're old - though he's older than I. We just sat around and had a few beers, while a gaggle (yes, that's the word) of 'men' (which is questionable) flocked around him. He's quite the popular man. Me, being....well.......me, had to just ruin it by pretending to be all pissy and say, "so! I suppose this means we're no longer dating!!" Truth be told, I could barely keep a straight face while saying it. I have no idea what the guy thought - not that I gave it any much thought.

So, after a quick bite of a late dinner, we just headed home. David drove us in his convertible Mustang. It is a nice way to see the city. Top down, looking up.

Today.....well....that's another post.

Oh oh oh.....the first night we ate at one of our faves - the Brooklyn Diner. Quiet....understated w/better than 'diner' food. Here's a pic of the lemon meringue pie. More meringue than lemon. Clearly.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

POSTING FROM NYC

EDITED/ADDED text now that using a laptop

...VERY tough to do from a phone...which I'm doing while in bed. Oh, keep it clean people.

Got to see my sister, brother-in-law and nephew and just general walking around the city I love so much.

The flight in was fine. I swear it took no time at all - which was good. Though apparently, you're not allowed to travel w/magazines of ammo or hand grenades anymore.

Taking the NJ Transit in to Penn Station could have been better...those have gone down hill.

Today is most likely lunch w/friends, drinks w/Garkawe......and a number of showers. We're looking at upper 90s for the heat.

I'll try to post pics and more when I can...but for now my thumbs are tired.

Friday, July 14, 2006

I love The Office. The U.S. version. At first, I thought it might be weak - and not live up to the hype of the U.K. version. Though they started off very similarly, the NBC version found it's footing mid-season in the first year.

For those who haven't seen it - you should give it a chance. It can be almost painful to watch - The situations so awkward or some of the jokes to purposefully bad. But like a car wreck, you just can't turn away.

NBC is doing 10 webisodes this summer w/what ones would call the ancillary staff (2nd tiered cast). I think the minor characters are some of the funniest. The first two are already up and running w/a new one posted weekly.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

WAITING FOR TGReview

Man, these publishers are getting really specific in their circulation populations, aren't they?

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

SHOPPING w/BLOBBY

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!

Candy cancer sticks! Who knew?

I haven't seen these around forever. I didn't even know they still existed - and was kind of surprised they still do.

I remember my father bringing chocolate cigarettes home to us kids from Fanny Farmer. Or the gum cigarettes that were wrapped in paper, but coated in a powder that for a second or two, it looked like a puff of smoke coming from your candy cigarette. And then there were always the bubble gum cigars.

Both my parents smoked heavily, so I don't think anyone ever gave it a second thought not to get them for us. I think the amazing thing was, I rarely ever pretended to smoke them. Hell, it was candy! I loved love candy. The more amazing thing is - I never smoked. Well, not never never. I tried a few - but really, how does one get past the first or second cigarette to think it is sooooo good? Another reason I wasn't a good pot smoker either, I suppose.

Two things struck me w/this 'product'. One was that it was in the check-out aisle in the grocery store. The place all kids want something as their parents are trying to get out of the store. Talk about your impulse items!! The more striking thing was, it was in a grocery store I rarely go to - and it is predominately african-american. What does it say that vendors hawk these things at non-white supermarkets? I honestly don't think Giant Eagle would or could sell these at all, let alone at the check-out. I should have taken notice to see if the candy is by RJ Reynolds. It would not surprise me in the least!

One other thing: The brand is 'Lucky', but the horseshoe would have to be turned around for all the luck not to run out. .....and there was on faux surgeon general warning on the package.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006


WHAT'S IN A NAME ??

Really - I had no idea what to expect when I saw the sign. I was just making my way from Panera to Linens N Things (whose url oddly enough is closer to 'lint' - which is something you don't want, let alone buy). Minding my own business and I look up.

In what way, shape of form does Roly Poly have a good connotation? I assumed it was some kind of clothing store, but I shouldn't assume. When you assume you make an ass of 'u'. Don't even try to finish the rest of that. It doesn't apply to Blobby!!

Turns out Roly Poly isn't "Lane Bryant Kids". It is a soon to be opened sammich shoppe. It seems mostly wraps. I guess they 'roll' them. Get it? I really have no idea if that's what the name implies. I don't imagine me ever stepping foot in there to eat either.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

PMS

Way back when, David Letterman had two consecutive annual celebrity film festivals. I remember the second (and ultimately last one) being fairly lame. But the first one, had two great shorts. One was with Bette Midler (and actually, her sit-down intro w/Dave was even funnier than her film).

But the other film was a joint venture from SCTV alum, Catherine O'Hara and Andrea Martin. I was a huge SCTV fan, but I'm guessing that in 1987 (?), still not a lot of people knew who either of these hilarious actors were. Thanks to YouTube, I'll grace you w/their film on PMS - Prementrual Syndrome

Saturday, July 08, 2006

ROBOT PIRATE ISLAND

You know, some things are just funnier on radio than they are to watch. Say for example, the movie review that NPR's All Things Considered did for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Well ATC didn't actually do it - they played the audio from the Ask a Ninja website review.

The review is still funny. With NPR, you don't have to sit through the annoying little video intro.

The Ninja / NPR review refers to robot pirates (or is it pirate robots?), which much be much more pervasive in our culture of which than I was aware, b/c I'm sure everyone is acutely aware of the SpongeBob episode where he and Patrick use their imagination to be transported to Robot Pirate Island. DUH!

Friday, July 07, 2006

THE STAR

G-d. Don't you just love The Star?

Ok, I've never read it. Honest. I mean, it's not The World Weekly News (you should really check out Dear Dottie).

But I love the hypocrisy of their little 'fat-fest' cover. An entire issues on if celebrities are too skinny. As if!

However, if you've been watching Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List, the same magazine was doing/sponsoring a series of articles on losing 12 lbs w/the Kathy. Odd, no? Well, not really. Kind of expected for a rag like that.

My favorite though is the upper box in the picture - Reese: Not pregnant - Just bloated. OUCH.
I see a new use for my phone camera besides my Shopping w/Blobby segments.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

MAKE IT STOP!

Such a restless night. I awoke at 12:37a to a noise downstairs that I decided to check out. One cat was at the end of the bed snoring (yes, snoring!) so I know it wasn't her. But I did need/want to check on the other one anyway. Kylie was appropriately where she normally has been the last week or so. Finding no reason for the noise, I went back to bed. ...apparently just to lie there. Kind of.

I'm not sure if I was awake, but I sure as shit wasn't asleep. The only way I can describe it is - it was like a really vibrant acid trip (um.............I've heard). Though my eyes were closed, I kept seeing things. Images. Changing images. Shapes. Colours. Sometimes floating. Sometimes pulsing. It's what I imagine Laser Floyd would be like. Hopefully I'll never have to have that confirmed!

Mind over matter was not working here. I could not deviate my thoughts to make any of this go away. It was continual. It was annoying. It was keeping me from getting any sleep. Then out of nowhere, I envision what is like a solid wall of steel - w/a calming eerie steel-blue light shining on different parts of it. It was almost........relaxing.

I opened my eyes and look at the clock. It's 1:38a. One hour. One minute. Closing my eyes again - the images were gone. It probably took 20 more minutes - but I got back to sleep, which lasted another 3hrs. At least it was something!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS

We went to go see The Devil Wears Prada yesterday afternoon. Another packed theatre. Maybe b/c it was a holiday weekend. Maybe it was b/c it was raining. Dunno.

Was it good? Yeah. Was it great? Not so much. A horribly weak storyline. Maybe it was more cohesive but the things that held it together hit the editing floor. Meryl Streep was extremely good - and completely carried the movie. The chick from Brokeback Mountain wasn't bad - but her bf, the guy from Entourage, was weak weak weak.

Oh - and on Mondays, popcorn is only $1. .....but I got Milk Duds.

Joe-Blob says check it out if you have nothing else to do.

Monday, July 03, 2006

WORDY RAPPINGHOOD

Words to tell you what to do
Words are working hard for you


Yes, it's the big 4th of July movie weekend. Did we go see 'Uberman'? No. 'Xmen'? No. Last night we went to go see Wordplay. One of the biggest movie weekends of the year and we see a pseudo-documentary on crossword puzzles. More specifically focusing in on the NYT crossword puzzle and an annual tournament for people who do them.

We thought about the former movie - but thought maybe seeing it in Imax might be cool. Seeing the Devil Wears Prada seemed like the other option. Yes, I want to see it - almost 100% for Meryl Streep (the same and only reason I'd see Prairie Home Companion).

Garkawe had mentioned he had seen Wordplay to me earlier in the week - him saying that the audience was a geek-fest (himself included in that statement....his words, not mine!). I can't say our viewing had the same geek-quotient, but the demographics clearly skewed OLD. I know I've said this in a number of posts w/in the last year or so, but once again, we were the youngest people in the audience. ...and we're not young! I will say this - for a Sunday evening (hell, for any evening!), the theatre had a good sized crowd. I'm guessing 70% full. For a movie about crossword puzzles!!!

But we are (or can be) geeks. Oh, how we laughed at comments about a Tuesday puzzle vs a Saturday one!!!! If you don't do the Times' puzzle, you might not know that they get progressively harder as the week goes on.

Denton does tackle the NYT crossword and is good at them. He's not finish them in under three minutes good.....but still.... I usually end up w/the New York one. The ones I do are challenging enough and doable. I can complete them and have some sense of accomplishment and it's not like I'm doing the TV Guide version (43 Down: The Love ____). The NYT is just a verification of how dumb Will Shortz can make me feel.

The 84 minute movie was fun - but maybe that's just geek-speak. They do throw in a number of well-known folks who do crosswords: Clinton, Jon Stewart (who I love, but was just a tad over the top each and every time the camera was on him), and the Indigo Girls among others. Of the 'regular' folk - it did kind of shine a light on puzzle nerds. ...and save for one or two of said nerds - not a wedding ring among them. Shock!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

MY BIGGEST FEAR

Dying in an airplane crash is easy. Another appendectomy? - a breeze! Another 4 yrs of the Bush administration a bit tougher. Listening to Jessica Simpson records? - excruciating. Going to the dentist = Jessica Simpson recordings +1. ...and that's just if it were a cleaning!

For those who don't know, Blobby loathes the dentist. I blame Dr. Stibbe who filled all eight of my once-cavities w/out a drop of novicaine. These were not all done at one time, but over the course of appointments. Not that my sisters didn't get the drug as needed. Just not me it seemed. Sadistic fucker.

It put me off the dentist for YEARS. To the point I HAD to go. You'd think I would have ended up w/horrible dental issues, but I still have 31 of my own teeth (and pretty nice ones at that) + one crown that I ended up with due to the Starburst debacle of 1998! (Trust me - you do NOT want to know!) . Yeah, I had a deep root cleaning or two to get my gums back into shape, but the damage of 7yrs away from the dentist was mostly to my psyche.

After getting the crown, I decided it was time to become a regular dentist-goer. And I've been pretty religious about it. Every six months. I won't even leave the dentist's office w/out scheduling my next appointment. I know if I leave there w/out it, I will never make one.

Rebecca told me that I should get a female dentist. They are gentler and have smaller hands, she says. Laugh if you must, but she was dead-on right. Actually, she said a chinese female dentist, but this is Cleveland. I'll take what I can get. Mine is Polish. Dr. Dorothy is great. Ironically, it seems that none of the equipment in the office has been updated since 1966. I fear the day I will need something more than a cleaning - and that day is coming. My next visit I will have a filling replaced. I actually talked them out of it last time. "Is it that bad that it reallllllly needs to be done today?" I'm wagering I can't get away w/that twice.

I get reprimanded that I don't floss hard enough. Denton cringes at how hard I do it, yet it's not hard enough for either Dr. Dorothy or her partner, Dr. Jay. I floss daily. I have it in my office, home and car - just in case. (As Morty once said to my former boss: "It's better to be anal about your oral hygiene than oral about your anal hygiene!". Oh and he said it right in front of my boss' wife. Great first impression.)

Anyhoooo......this controlled form of dentistry I am handling. The biggest fear to which the subject header refers to is Self Dentistry!!!

the London Guardian reported that there is a rise in the UK on DIY dentistry.

I guess they needed another volume of The Big Book for British Smiles for their library shelves!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

C'MON EASE ON DOWN...EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD

I hope I'm not letting go on too much of my niece's privacy but I thought a voice mail she left me the other day was priceless. It is in response to a birthday gift card we got her for her 8th bday:

Hi Uncle Robert (yes, that's my real name), it's Maddie. I just wanted tell you that I used the Amazon card. Thanks for the $40 - it was very fun. I got a 'dance move' thing. ...and I got Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Wiz. It's the The Wizard of Oz, but the black version.

That last line just made me laugh. Stating the obvious - but something I haven't heard anyone express in 25 yrs, if ever.

Oy. The Wiz. I really shouldn't say that. Maddie likes it and that is great. I've never seen it. Diana Ross as a probable menopausal Dorothy. Michael Jackson and a pre-pedophiliac scarecrow and Nipsey Russell as a rhyming concurrent game-show celebrity Lion (?).

I never thought a lot of the original Wizard O' Oz. Margaret Hamilton was brilliant...as were the flying monkeys. But I didn't need to be beat over the head w/the whole 'my own back yard' crap. And the munchkiens - just downright creepy.

But I did like Wicked - the book. Not the musical (not that I ever saw that either). The book was so well done (imo. no 'h'. never an 'h' w/Blobby). My assertion would be that Wicked would make a great movie - in a LOTR way.......not a movie of the musical play, which you know is exactly what will happen.

Friday, June 30, 2006

COLLEGE. MAMMAL. BEER.

Sometimes I just love advertisers. Especially non-US ones. The things they can get away with in the name of humour....and yet still actually get away w/funny. We (america) just get lame-ass commercials (see 99% of all Uberbowl ads). ...not that one ad has ever ever made me buy anything.

Morty sent me this Molson commercial - so he gets the credit. All of it.

The word always reminds me of a time when my sister Adrienne was on some interview committee while at an all-girls college and how she couldn't stop laughing when screening a male candidate from Beaver College. Even as she relayed the story to me weeks/months later on a drive back from the airport she was laughing so hard she was in tears.

Eventually, "aiming to shed a source of ridicule and boost enrollment", Beaver College changed their name to Arcadia University. Probably not b/c of Ade.

Probably.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

THOU SHALT NOT.........um....umm...hang on...give me a minute...

I love the Daily Show. I've said that here before. I loved Steven Colbert. He is great in limited doses, which is why he worked so perfectly on said show. I have not been able to get into his show. (though he was always funny in Strangers w/Candy!)

I have seen something on the web about an interview he had done w/congressman Lynn Westmoreland, a republican from Georgia. Of course, in true GOP fashion, he focuses on things that supposebly tug at one or more of the diversions hot topics that the far right most Americans find to be the biggest issues our country faces : Iraq Flag burning, economy gay marriage and/or national healthcare the 10 Commandments.

As I flipped channels (which I am apt to do), I actually came across the interview I had read about. Dumbass picks the latter topic to sponsor a bill about. Hilarity does ensue! Ruckiry (not Jon's boss), You Tube had it out there.

Enjoy. I know I did.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

HI YA HI YA HI YA

....and this is surprising...............................how?

I guess it was a 50/50 shot that I could have been Statler and/or Waldorf!


You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

I swear I've blogged this earlier, but I went back to my last 300 postings and could not find it. Per Per Boy George. The Boy was never a looker, which I guess is why the '80s and the make-up counter suited him so well. And here's what happens when you don't use a good foundation!



btw.....it was kind of amusing to myself to look back over some of those postings. I'm not advocating you all go back and read all of my postings.....however, if you'd like to, who am I to argue?

Monday, June 26, 2006

SHOPPING w/BLOBBY

Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!


"mmmmmmm........it's Crap-tastic......um...Crab-tastic".


Sunday, June 25, 2006

SMELL YA LATER

Here is an important Public Service Announcement that everyone should listen to and abide by.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

THE PERFECT PROM GIFT

What does one get that prom queen who decided not to wear a skin tight dress to the big shindig? In fact, all of her clothes this last half of the school year have been quite unflattering!

....and what was all that ruckus coming from the last stall? I mean, courtesy flush, Susie!!! If you don't hurry you're gonna miss the last big dance!!!!!! Well, I can't be bothered, Skip and I got a hotel room!



The scary thing is......this isn't even the scariest thing! You MUST look here. Though I debated telling my readers to scroll down to see "Mitchell", I really think you should. No, you must! I insist. If you click on him - it takes you to MORE pictures. EEEEEEEEK. Is this supposed to be endearing in any way???????

My mother always said, there's no such thing as a cute newborn
(ummm......thanks (?) mom), but no such thing as an ugly puppy. "Mitchell" has just proved her right!

Friday, June 23, 2006

SITE OF THE MONTH

It's not a great SOTM. It's an ok SOTM.

Actually, it is one for people w/ADD. ...I mean all it takes is 4 Seconds....that is, if you have the time.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND

If you're not familiar w/the Elton John song, let me just say I have heard it enough to last a lifetime (pun completely intended!).

One of the two summers I worked at Sea World (yes, keep laughing.....get it out of your system) at a beer stand that was strategically located between two open-air auditoriums. One was the Shamu pavilion - w/their Jaws 3D show. Going back in the time/tie-in machine - Jaws 3D was partially filmed at the Orlando Sea World. The other shell had the seal & otter show: Clyde and Seymour's Spooky Kooky Castle. The show began w/Elton's song, but in the middle of the show, they played "Puttin' on the Ritz", the one from Young Frankenstein, b/c if Clyde (or was it Seymour?) had the ability to sing, presumably he would sound like Peter Boyle's monster.

Number of shows per day were based on park attendance. The shows alternated (i.e. not on at the same times), sometimes up to nine times per day! Needless to say, I knew every word, every pause, every sound effect and could countdown the seconds till there was a splash of Shamu and/or Namu hitting the water (side note: 'the breeding pool' really wasn't. Shamu and Namu were both females!). Janine, the girl who worked at the gift shoppe across from my stand, and I would take parts and mouth out each performance. During shows we were pretty fuckin' slow.

But I digress. I didn't really plan on blogging on Sea World.

Yesterday, as I sat in Temple-Tifereth Israel, at the funeral of a great aunt, I reflected on death as one will in these situations and other funerals I had been to. Martha was a kind and accomplished woman - not that the rabbi seemed to be able to convey that. At least one of her sons did - and the eulogy came out quite nice. Quite the turn-out too. I'd estimate 400-500 people.

I didn't reflect on how many would show to mine (22), but just how funerals say they are to celebrate the life of the deceased but inevitably they end up just mourning it....or themselves.

As they took the casket out to the hearse, I had what has become a recurring thoughts of some of the previous funerals I'd attended:

The tainted memory of my grandfather's funeral. One of my uncles insisted that I be a pall bearer. I was in 6th grade!!! No kid should have to do that. And those caskets are heavy! I wasn't doing my part - there's no way an 11 year old could. It warped me for all other funerals. I was however fascinated that the backs of hearses have little rollers. Who knew?

Or Mitchell's funeral. Maybe I hadn't developed any more upper body strength in the 20 yrs after my grandfather's funeral - but that casket was just as heavy. The weight I really carried was that of guilt. My lack of contact w/Mitchell the last month of his life was unconscionable. For my own fears and inability to look in that mirror (so to speak), I couldn't be there for someone I cared about and with whom I shared so many things. His 'wife', Midge, forgave me - but I've never forgiven myself.

At a cousin's funeral, my mother and I had a little row about her wanting me to go up to the open casket. I had no intention of kneeling in front of the coffin and looking at a body that didn't barely resembled the woman who was my cousin. In the middle of the funeral hall she told me to 'grow-up' and just do it. My response was that I was a grown-up and had made my decision.

I'm not afraid of seeing a corpse - but it is not the last memory I want to have of someone I know. The old adage of 'they look so natural' or 'they look at peace' if just hooey. Maybe others can talk themselves into that - I can't.

At my brother-in-law's mother's funeral (following me?), I really don't think anyone gave a second thought to playing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at the end of the service. I'm sorry - but it was all I could do not to burst out laughing. I know Denton got it b/c we exchanged glances as the Frank began w/the lyrics: "....and now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain..." Oh l-rd! I know they were trying to say that she did things her way......but really people, listen to the lyrics!!!!

But in temple, I had this recurring realization: I'm no longer the youngest person in the room. Perhaps mentally I am. I keep thinking, for whatever reason, I don't look/feel as old as I am. And that I'm not as old as 'them'. But in truth, I am 'them'.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

DANCIN' 'CROSS THE USA



create your own visited states map
or
check out these Google Hacks.

I've never had the ambition to visit every state in the U.S. like some people I've met.

If I never make it to Idaho, the Dakotas or Nebraska, I somehow think I'll live. Most of my undone travels are a little 'red' for my liking...and I'm a little too 'blue' for theirs. They are probably just as happy to see me not cross their borders anytime soon (though I bet they'd welcome any tourism revenue I'd throw their way!). I'm sure they all have something to offer, but I think there are other destinations I'd rather see than hitting the Circle K in Montana.

Of the other 36% of the states I have not stepped foot in, I would still like to see New Mexico, Washington, Alaska and Hawaii though.

...and at least I can name/place the correct state on the map, which more than I can say for most americants.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

THE CONCERT

I can finally post about the Rosanne Cash show.

Being a free concert in the park, I had no idea the size or type of crowd that would attend. Even w/name recognition, since the late 80s, she just doesn't move that many albums. She also has only toured twice in the last 15 yrs - and only a handful of dates at that. We arrived in mid-performance of the horrible horrible opening act. It was seemingly a good space.

It didn't take us long to figure out why the space was probably left open. Two....um.....well.....dorks. Drunk dorks. Drunk dorks w/lots of missing teeth. Possibly hillbillies (honest - I learned from a doctor from Kentucky who was one, that to true hillbillies, this is not a derogatory term). Right in front of us.

You know the kind of guys. Claps to the music - but not in time. Hoots and hollers at all the wrong times. Screams out things almost in a Tourettes-like fashion. ...and probably not showered in days.

For those who don't know - I really like music. I go to concerts for the music - not the event. So Blobby gets annoyed at the talking, cellphoning, or worse - the utter lack of knowledge of the artist or their work by the people who attend. Once at concert by a then unknown Sarah McLachlan, I told the people standing next to me that I didn't pay $16 a ticket to listen to them talk. They looked at me and then just walked out of the venue. Score one for me!

Oddly enough - no beer or alcohol with them, but clearly drunk drunk drunk. Now, I could put away the beer - and lots of it, but I swear I was never a bad drunk. Denton will say 'how would you know' - which is legit, but I knew. Ecstasy?.......well, that's a complete different story! But we/they sat there for a while and I kept thinking - 'how long does this kind of drunk last?'. I seriously considered moving to a less desirable position - but figured it might be a crap shoot (is that one word?) on what other kind of patron of the arts was sitting there. I also thought I'd bide my time thinking they'd go looking for hootch. ...at first the prospects looked grim b/c they ran into Mr. Kunkle - their old high school shop teacher!!!! Great!

Things looked up when in a drunken misunderstanding between the three of them, Mr. Kunkle didn't understand not to hold their seats while they went to get......(say it w/me).......beer! Mr. Kunkle held on to em, and for a long time we had no one in front of us. (Later that woman in the pictures from yesterday's post would claim a seat.)

Behind us we had two college aged guys. Maybe just post college. I had a real low tolerance at this point (I know...I know......but it's true), but every sentence had the words 'sweet' or 'that's cool....that's cool'. For the record - Nicholas Cage movies are not 'sweet'.

The concert itself was great. She did an outstanding job. Granted Rosanne is not that smooth w/the stage moves when she's not playing guitar, but for her lack of touring, it's acceptable. Her voice I swear was strong that it is on her recordings. There were three other musicians and one backing vocalist. No drums. If I have a complaint it's about the material being too heavy from her new disk. Yes, I know she's out promoting it to sell. But when one tours so infrequently, throw in something for the fans. But the group was so tight and the sound so good, it could make a good live recording (and I'm not a big fan of those).

Perhaps the reason she doesn't do older material is b/c she forgets the words. On 'Runaway Train' she completely started the song on the wrong verse - and caught herself....a line or two into it. After being able to settle her laughter and some funny stage patter, she finally got into it.

I might be getting old, but it was nice to have a concert start while it was still light out - and end just after sunset. Here's a setlist (as if anyone cares):

  • Black Cadillac
  • Radio Operator
  • G-d is in the Roses
  • Burn Down This House
  • September When It Comes
  • I Was Watching You
  • Tennessee Flat Top Box
  • Dream Are Not My Home
  • World Unseen
  • Runaway Train
  • House on the Lake
  • Sea of Heartbreak ( a good, Don Gibson Song I've never heard of)
  • What We Really Want
  • Seven Year Ache
  • Big River (encore)
  • Wouldn't It Be Loverly (encore)