I guess technically this could be a Shopping with Blobby segment, but a.) I've already done that this month and b.) who the hell would buy this? c.) sorry for the following image.
Sorry for the shocker of a picture, but that's just the way the Stockroom site presented it.
I am not the one to tell if you if it is "life like", but I hope to g-d it isn't. I suppose it could be after I dunno, 3 kids and a double shift at Big Jim's Boobie Bungalow.
Honestly, I don't know who sent me the link in the first place, but I naturally sent it to my cousin with the email subject: "Why I'm Gay". David was just amazed there wasn't a Brazilian option. However you can get enough different colours that your carpet will match the drapes.
I do like how it is called 'stealth'. It seems to be right. out. there.! I'm assuming that is the string that is stealth and not the va-jay-yay.
The description is GREAT: It allows a man to have a vagina whenever he chooses to tie it on.
When would that be???? I don't even think those "guys" on RuPaul have a strap on vagina. Let me clarify: I don't think they do! Drag queens are like clowns - they scare me.
But so do vaginas - stealth or not.
I was too afraid to see what else the Stockroom....well.....stocked. This was more than enough. Way more.