Thursday, June 21, 2012

Site of the Month

I guess technically this could be a Shopping with Blobby segment, but a.) I've already done that this month and b.) who the hell would buy this?  c.) sorry for the following image.


Sorry for the shocker of a picture, but that's just the way the Stockroom site presented it.  

I am not the one to tell if you if it is "life like", but I hope to g-d it isn't.  I suppose it could be after I dunno, 3 kids and a double shift at Big Jim's Boobie Bungalow

Honestly, I don't know who sent me the link in the first place, but I naturally sent it to my cousin with the email subject:  "Why I'm Gay".   David was just amazed there wasn't a Brazilian option. However you can get enough different colours that your carpet will match the drapes.

I do like how it is called 'stealth'. It seems to be right. out. there.!  I'm assuming that is the string that is stealth and not the va-jay-yay. 

The description is GREAT:  It allows a man to have a vagina whenever he chooses to tie it on. 

When would that be????  I don't even think those "guys" on RuPaul have a strap on vagina.  Let me clarify:  I don't think they do!  Drag queens are like clowns - they scare me. 

But so do vaginas - stealth or not. 

I was too afraid to see what else the Stockroom....well.....stocked.  This was more than enough.  Way more. 

10 comments:

Sean said...

could you imagine wearing that to the beach?

Cubby said...

Ewww, that's gross.

Birdie said...

For the life of me I cannot imagine this garment's purpose, but your comments cracked me up. I like Sean's too.

Erik Rubright said...

At first look, I thought this was a bikini bottom with a fish taco painted on. But then I looked a little closer. BAD MISTAKE on my part!

From the site: specifically designed to provide an ultra-realistic vaginal appearance while hiding the male genitals. This is the pussy equivalent to a strap on cock. The Sheath Vee-String is designed with a Vaginal Canal Sheath. You can insert a penis inside the sheath allowing you and your partner to experience sexual pleasure.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. WTF?

Obviously, there is a demand for this product, or else it would never have made it to market.

And people say I'm confused!

Oh, and I shouldn't have gone looking around the rest of that site. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.

anne marie in philly said...

WTeverlovinF? no woman (or guy) should EVAH wear that!

we women DO look like that, but some of us are not stretched from here to eternity and some of us woman-scape our fur. aren't you glad YOU never had to face one of these?

Anonymous said...

I think that you could wear these over your ass and then you would have all the bases covered.

David said...

I read there is a man with a 100 pound scrotum. I would love to watch him try to squeeze into these.

Bo said...

Really! That's gross!

Ur-spo said...

All these visceral responses - somewhere Freud is laughing.

cb said...

It also doubles as a Mynock.