BLOBBY'S BLOG

Birth. School. Work. Death.

When I'm on the road, for work, I don't drink.

Believe it or don't - but it's true. I resist the pre-dinner drink or the wine with meal. It is just safer that way - for all involved.

Tonite, I felt differently. WAY differently. I downed four, count 'em, large-ass beers from a micro-brew in downtown DC.

Though I didn't make an ass of myself or anything, I did become what folks would consider unusually quiet - listening to the following (in no particular order)

• golf
• football - pro
• football - college
• basketball - pro
• basketball - college
• Barack Obama
• tennis
• hermaphordies
• pseudo-hermaphrodites
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Tiger Woods
• darts
• Hillary Clinton

Seriously, is it any wonder when the automaton waitress kept coming by I'd just say, "I'll have another one......."?


Song by: the Godfathers