"...excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive."
Garkawe gets the credit this month's pick. Gizoogle will translate any of your written text into Jive. Or more accurately 'modern Jive'. There are an awful lot of 'izzles' and not nearly enough 'mo fos'.
Here is a sample from one of my recent posts:
Actual post material:
When we did call, there was an automated message that said they knew they were experiencing internets issues. So we rode it out for a week. Finally we got a human who was actually pretty nice.
Translated post material:
Wizzle we did call, there was an automated message that said they knew tizzle were mackin' internets issues in tha hood. So we rizzle it out fo` a week. Finally we gots a human who was actually pretty funky ass.
OK, they are no Barbara Bilingsley - who would have done a better translation*: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
* (...if I have to explain the reference to you, we can never be friends)
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