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Fewer things have made me happier this year than this video of Matt Gaetz trying to avoid people. 

I don't even know if they are the press - and I don't really give a fuck. 

I hope the man is hounded for life. 

I was unaware that for a human trafficking bill, Gaetz was the only republicunt to vote against it. Colour me surprised. 

I didn't read the Ethics report on him, but I get the gist. It also explains why he asked first term BLOTUS for a blanket pardon ahead of time. 

What absolutely confounds me is if the Ethics committee can get all this 4-1-1, why couldn't the local authorities have this chargeable info? Oh right. White republican male in a white republican district. DUH. 

As I rarely see news, I wasn't even aware Gaetz resigned from Congress. My friends had to tell me, and that he took a job at some right winged "news" network. 

They all cringed when I said, "well, that's why he got the plastic surgery, to be more video ready". Of course, I was kidding. He's a freak. And freaky looking. 

As they (I didn't know or remember the name) are a right winged new org, it's doubtful they have morals clauses in their contracts, but I suspect with people hounding him like this - Matt might not make his on air appearance anytime soon. 

Awwwww.......so sad. 

Dick. 

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