A "funny" one I saw was of a hunter who was culling deer and as luck would have it, scored big with multiple kills. ........them being Santa's reindeer.
HILARIOUS! Not.
Then there was the "tender" Hobby Lobby one, where an old meddling couple secretly conspire to get their lonely, single, opposite sex, same race (it IS Hobby Lobby after all) across the street neighbors to get together.
Little did they know the guy is a registered sex offender who murders the girl next door after she let's him in for hot cocoa.
Ok, that last part was not in the commercial, but has a high probability of happening - save for the cocoa. At best, they're gonna find out neither of them has been sending the other cards and that some creeps are constantly watching them.
After that one, I just gave up looking and am going with an SNL ad - so you know it's not real. But in a way, isn't it?
Obviously, I don't (and won't) have a girlfriend or wife, but this what I suspect each of them go through annually.
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I remember the year my mother told my father , “A dishwasher is not a Christmas present , its an appliance” . Do better!
I wonder if Pandora makes charms in the shape of vacuum cleaners, window cleaner, shotguns? Those three probably go together in unpleasant ways.
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