BLOBBY'S BLOG

RETURN OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING OF THE TWO TOWERS

I understand that this post is for Lord of the Rings geeks only.

The post title is a South Park episode that coincidentally (ummmm-hmmm) was showing the last half hour that Return of the King was being broadcast.

But it's South Park - so there was no ring. The 'precious' was the adult film "Back Door Sluts #9" (which makes "Crotch Capers 4" look like "Naughty Nurses 2") which was mistakenly put in a LOTR video box and this was their quest to return the 'one true tape' to the Two Towers Video Store. Butters, who had possessed the tape, offers to lead them to the store, in hopes of acquiring the tape again, before he's cast into the video drop box.

The sixth graders, who also want to acquire the tape, ride around on bikes and are similar to the Black Riders - and they discuss the tape at the storefront of More Door Doors (think about it....think about it...).

I had great fun flipping back and forth between Frodo fighting off Gollum at Mount Doom while Kyle was fighting off Butters at the video store. The entire episode is here. I wasn't really looking for a line-by-line version of it - just for a picture to go w/the posting...but there it was.