Monday, October 02, 2006


MONDAY MOANING

Yes, you might get used to multiple posts during the day. I mean, what else do I have to do with my time. ....I mean besides find employment??

In my pseudo on-going series of Monday Moanings that The Cleveland Plain Dealer publishes, there are quite a few today. Actually, there area number each Monday, but most of them just lame and not nearly cranky enough. I like to think today is a little different.

"Since the metric system didn't work, why do they keep putting it on bottles and jars? Come on. This is America." - Brook Park

"Now that English is the official language of the United States, the word 'plaza' should be removed from buildings and malls. Plaza is Spanish for 'public square.' " - Cleveland

"Why do the State Highway Patrol in Ohio wear such silly hats compared to the other law enforcement officers?" - Parma

"It's very hard to find a toothbrush to fit into the old built-in wall toothbrush holders." - Mayfield Heights

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree wholeheartedly with that last one. Why couldn't our homebuilder in 1924 have had the foresight to know Crest Spinbrushes would need an extra large hole!