While this is May 4th, and the 38th anniversary of the Kent State shootings (for which this title post song was written), this is not a post about that event.
No, there is new corruption in Ohio that involves guns - apparently the Attorney General's love gun......or a Sex Shooter, as Apollonia would call it ("come on kiss the gun....guaranteed for fun").
Marc Dann, who is our AG, was caught, through a series of mishaps from his moronic staffers, at having an affair. The person in question he was doing the nasty with was his scheduler....now former scheduler, as she has resigned.
Many in the state are calling for his resignation over the affair. Personally, I don't give a shit who Marc is sticking it to - it's not really any of my business, though I'm sure his wife feels differently.
I too think he should resign, but for different reasons.
- It's a national election year and in at least the last two, Ohio has played a critical role in securing losing to the GOP. All we need is a scandal for the Republicans to latch on to. It has really nothing to do with anything, but will help bring down the dems (not that they aren't doing a good enough job of that themselves).
- In the 2000-3000 word article in Saturday's Plain Dealer, there was some text and thrown out quotes by Mr. Dann which I found much more offensive than him playing 'hide the salami' with someone 20 years his junior.
The former state senator who once worked in a small Youngstown law firm blamed his inexperience and said he was not equipped to take over a state agency with more than 1,400 employees, including 400 lawyers.
"I don't know how many people here expected me to win the election, but I certainly was not among them. It was a surprise that I won," he said.
Jebus - talk about an incompetent boob (Marc Dann, that is - not this 28 year old's dirty pillows). Throw the bum out! Or at least take him to Kent State and shoot him.
Song by: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young