The Rain
Maybe it is early on-set of Alzheimers, but yesterday I lost an orange.
Yes, you heard me right.
Navel oranges are my fruit of choice. Unfortunately, they are only really good for about six to eight weeks of the year. So during this period I always have them and take at least one with me to work as my mid-morning nourishment.
So I know I had two left yesterday morning and picked one to go with me. Around 11 a.m. I realized I had not eaten said orange. It was nowhere to be found. Naturally, I assumed I left it in my car. Upon the end of the workday and back in the car, I looked, but it wasn't there.
After getting home, sure enough, there was only one orange left in the fruit bowl.
Where the hell did it go??
Song by: Orange "Juice" Jones
3 comments:
Office Thieves! Or maybe a certain someone in your office took it so you'd come looking for it. Wink wink nudge nudge
I love oranges but they are too much work. By the time I get in there I have lost interest.
Kind of like a husband taking off his wife's girdle.
Kind of like a husband taking off his wife's girdle-- when his wife is away visiting her mother in Detroit...
What's up with the boobs, Blobby!? Never expected to see ta-tas.
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