Wednesday, November 15, 2006

NOT JUST FOR MURDER BREAKFAST ANYMORE

The man is a fucking freak. I just gotta say it. He'll do anything to promote a book, I guess.

Yes, the murderer of last century is going to be on TV. And according to the network: "O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes."

"umm...because I didn't do it, nor did I want Nicole dead....yeah, that's it!. But *if* I did and planned out the entire thing, this would have been what, when and how I would have committed the murder. Except for that Goldman thing. Who could have seen *that* coming?!"

Ok - that was my quote, not his.

Of course this will be on Fox. Where else?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I stood stunned with a crowd of my fellow employees in our company's aerobics room (where there is a tv) when the aquittal was announced. It was dead silent. He fucking got away with murder.

rebecca said...

Yale Galanter has his work cut out for him!

Un-be-LEEV-able!

Next, from Geo Bush: "How I Would Have Lied to My Country So That Halliburton Could Make A Kazillion Dollars...IF I'd Done That!"

Honest to GD, it read at first like an Onion piece...

rebecca said...

PS Does anyone else think "Sue" is really Tom Green? It's the picture that does it, for me...

Anonymous said...

I am just Sue. Check out my blog. I got the photo from Google. I use it because it looks like me. My profile is all factual. There is one actual photo of me here:
http://fairviewsue.blogspot.com/2006/10/who-is-fair-view-sue.html
feeding a sting ray.

Anonymous said...

I think "Sue" is a man too. Only a man would describe a photo of himself as being "in my Speedos"

rebecca said...

Well, we love her, no matter who she is. Any fan of Blobby's is a friend of ours!!

Anonymous said...

I'm with you, Beck. Sue is TG. Or, perhaps, in a stunner, Morty.

rebecca said...

Morty's bathing cap doesn't look like that one.