Showing posts with label Porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Porn. Show all posts

Friday, March 05, 2021

Do the Hustle

I suppose (?) it should be noted that Larry Flynt died a few weeks back. 

Regardless that he brought Woody Harrelson and Courtney Love notoriety for the movie the People vs Larry Flynt, the events that made the movie are still important. 

I still believe in the first amendment - regardless of how the last half decade has twisted that term into knots upon knots in my stomach. 

But that is not what today is about. 

After Flynt died, I vividly remembered the one and only issue of Hustler I ever saw - and I was all of 15. 

Now 15 back then is nothing to 15 now, where this stuff is currently available much easier. I wasn't a naive 15 year old, just not a worldly one either. 

So much so that my friends and I called another adult magazine, O.U.I., as we didn't know the word Oui. 

Before you figure into that, I had taken French before I was 15. I saw Hustler at 15, I had seen other friend's father's magazine collections for years before. But those were girls who liked hayrides walks in the park, a gentle rain, and the likes.  Gauzed and airbrushed women even back then. 

Hustler wasn't that. 

But what it did offer, the others didn't - as you can see there is man on this cover. The first nekkid man Blobby would see in print.  It would not be my last. So that I  might see more, I stole this from the father of one of my friends. 

Now, this pictorial with the man in the cowboy hat is now equivalent to the Cinemax adult movies that came on after 12 midnight and the poor dudes can never be shown erect.  Now that is porn "acting". 

I'd say he presented as 'full', but hardly hard. 

Still my 15 year old brain didn't care. 

Now that I think back on it, I'm about 89.4% sure he / they never showed it face, which may have made it more intriguing. It's Hustler. It wasn't supposed to be about the dudes. 

Looking back on this - the now old Blobby isn't really turned on by the guy on the cover (and the spread on which he's second banana) the way 15 yo Blobby was. But again.......he was the first.  And not the last - though the last for Hustler. 

After that, I was just ripping off male porn from magazine / book stores. 

Thanks dead Larry. 


Oh - and if you ever wondered why dads kept stashes of their porn - other than to whack to, that is - is that it is lucrative. Just a quick search for this cover 'art', shows me that the cheapest version of resale of this magazine is $54.  .......though I did see one copy on sale for........and you guessed it.........$69. 


Song by: Van McCoy

Saturday, October 20, 2018

Family

Pet Porn: Family Edition

Shep at Horseshoe Lake.

Sophie stealing my breath.  As usual. 

Boomer.  I haven't seen him for months. He was so happy to see me and vice versa. 

Wally.  Honestly, I don't know why he likes this so much - but he does. 

Siggie.  A man with a mission.  
He is SO fricking cute. 



Song by: Rolling Stones

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Disrespectful

I don't know who TI actually is - as I am, after all, a 50-something year old white man - but I think I love him.

He has a new song out, of which I've never heard (or even know the name of) to go along with a video I'm 99% sure I'll never see. No worries, it's still love.  Or at least, respect.

So - in his new vid, he shows BLOTUS leaving the White House, only to go into the Oval Office, or as new organizations have to specify: the "Oval Office, lest you not know that some stray black rapper just got access to the west wing office............oh....wait.  Awkward! *

Anyhoo........TI then sits behind the Resolute desk, smokes a cigar, while a Melanoma look-alike strips off her "I Don't Care, Do U?" jacket and dances nekkid in the room and on the desk.

PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED!!!!

.....and by 'people' I mean the WH media center and Fox "news".   It's disrespectful - says they. She's the first lady, says they.



Yeah - KLASSY!!!!!  ....and so well refined!



Her thrice married, adultery-laden husband banged a porn "star" for $130 big ones and we're worried about a video being 'disgusting' and 'disrespectful'.


Spare me your faux indignation, you fucking hypocrites.


* for future reference when people come back to read these archives, some has-been name Yeeze, or Kanye went all 5150 at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.




Song by: Chaka Khan