Three Time Loser

Oh - for fuck's sake, there was no assassination attempt. Not really. 

A gun. A might-be shooter. No shot. Nothing hit. No one hit.  .....and let's face it, the target isn't small. 

Let's face it: someone had a disastrous debate that social media was NOT letting go of. They / We were running it into the ground all at his expense. And LOVING it. And since his ego is onion paper thin, what could he do?  

Play his greatest hit. That's what. 

A "shooter" who knew where he'd be, even though by the would be victim's own admission, golfing was a last minute decision. Another "shooter" who could evade secret service until the last minute. A fund raising email referencing the shooting immediately after the incident - even though there was no shooting.  None. 

Leonard Berntstein couldn't arrange that kind of orchestration. 

Yes, his life is in danger, but mostly from fat and hopefully 95% clogged arteries. 

I respect people's views here about violence and all, but with this guy, you know, I'd turn a blind eye. Sometimes sacrifice for the greater good has to happen. He is collateral damage for this nation. For the world, really. 

While I know everyone thinks Tiffany is the simpleton of the family, I do think title goes to the fourth favourite son (and yes, I know there are only three.......but I'm standing by this). 

It seems Eric is hyper-unaware of his father's stance on guns, and lack of accountability for licensing, eduction, background checks and training for them. Also, you know, the entire GOP positioning. 

But as this was posted on ABC's IG site, I did answer Eric's question:

"Third time is a charm."

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