Hey Pretty

What I don't know about alpha males could fill more space on pages than anything George R.R. Martin could write in a lifetime. 

To be honest, I don't know that self-proclaimed alpha males know anymore about alpha males than I do. 

I know Andrew Tate keeps getting arrested and somehow keeps getting out of jail - despite multiple charges and accusations of rape and sex trafficking. 

And for other boys / men to worship him says more about their beta-ness than it does about anyone's alpha behaviour. 

Since I know next to nothing on this guy, I am unsure of his rise to prominence and how all these incel and incel-wannabees found him in the first place. 

Oh - one of those would be BLOTUS. Talk about the living embodiment of a beta cuck. He's helped Tate out at least once.  But you know - he knows all the ins and outs in pedophilia world. 

How a guy let out of a Romanian prison (right??) is beyond me, though it had BLOTUS' fingers in it - and lord knows we know where those have been. But for a "president" saying rapists will not be allowed into this country (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA), Tate and his brother were given the red carpet treatment by teh same man. 

It was here in the U.S. that the Tate brahs were arrested for dozens of charges in the UK. 

Here is where my failing of 'alpha' falls short:

Do all alpha males dress like flaming homos?  

I'm assuming that a big part of their code is to hate homos in the first place. So......colour me confused. 

BTW, I'm not shaming flamers. I'm pointing out hypocrisy of it all. I've seen drag queens in full regalia who aren't as dress as feminine as Tate did the other day. And I love love love that it took a brah a good 10 minutes to get his flashy necklaces off him before authorities put him in a car. They could not even unclasp them and ended up pulling some off over his egghead. 

Of course, the internet did its job and roasted him. They did not disappoint.

Loved this one. 

It took someone all of like 88 seconds to find it, create a text box and hit 'post'. 

I'm assuming rape and sex trafficking are the only ways this guy can get laid. I mean, who would want to be with that, except maybe  to share a wardrobe?   And no offense to most women, but they're not fitting into his skinny jeans / capris. 

Blobby would like to think he understands women a little more than alpha males, though I have no data with which back that up - not even anecdotally.  Yet the Ted Cruz's and Stephen Miller's  of the world can get women to at least pretend - so I guess I don't know women at all. 

Here again is why gay men are just better: they know enough not to be around a Tate-like person. Even if we don't see through them immediately, mocking is our cardio. And what a fucking workout we'd get with that. And we'd do it with a drink in our hand without ever breaking a sweat. 

I'm hoping the Tate boys sweat it in prison. I'm sure they're being segregated, because I'd like to see them get treated the way they have treated women by their fellow inmates. 

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