There are some words you just don't want to hear come out of a relative's mouth.
**"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!"
I thought she was joking with whichever meme was sent, but she went on to try to tell me something about Kash Patel and not discriminating against FBI agents (or applicants?) and bestiality.
I am SO in the dark here.
How does this even come up? Like............ever?
Is this on their annual performance reviews? The FBI application? Their background checks?
And if it is on the application, are there check boxes to designate what kind of animal(s) with which you've had "relations"?
I get that this FBI is now competing for people who normally would be working the afternoon shift at Popeye's, but I think you would want agents who, I dunno, aren't violating laws in multiple states. But again, this is a BLOTUS FBI. Rules don't apply - as long as you ignore January 6th.
J. Edgar Hoover wearing an a-line dress is nothing compared to what we are seeing today. I mean, unless it was with a wedge heel, of course.
The predictions of Rick Santorum* have come home to roost......and Ghostbusters**. I just Rick didn't think it would be with his own party.
I dunno - is this another distraction from what else is going on??
At this point I don't know what isn't a distraction from the Epstein files. War. The Kennedy Center. the Reflecting Cement Pond. The East Wing. That female diaper cleaner-upper lady that he may or may not be fucking (as if he could still have "relations").
On an unrelated note: if the BLOTUS family is so wealthy - why would anyone from Russia be paying for BLOTUS Jr.'s wedding?
Oh yeah, add that one to the distraction list.
Have I mentioned how much I hate this place?
*"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
Song by: Karen O
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