Yet another installment in the drudgery that is everyday shopping. The camera-phone makes it a bit more fun - though I get looks whenever I take pics of products. Like I care what people think!
Normally my Shopping posts are things I've seen or happened upon. Rarely - very rarely - do I actually purchase the item.
This is one of those rare occasions.
710's birthday was last month and we are well beyond the point of really getting / giving gifts for things. There is too much clutter already. But for a fun gift, that we'd probably actually use, why not get him these.
Yes - Shit Bags.
Listen, they don't say WHO is on the bag. I mean, that could be anybody! Anyone who is orange and has "blonde" "hair". Yes, those needed separate quotes.
And while the above photo looks like they'd be a leaf bag, make no mistake, it's for your dog's pooh.
They were conceived by some guy in Berkley, but are sold a number of places including amazon, which has this description:
Generic Dumps for Trump and World Leaders, 150 Dog Waste Bags (Donlad D), Orange
I need to make it clear - I scrolled and scrolled but BLOTUS-like products are the only "leader" there. Well......there is a runner-up:
I'd be - well anyone would be - hard-pressed to called JD a "leader". Ditto for BLOTUS, actually.
There is no Putin. No Kim Jung-Il. No Xi Jinping.
I just need to load Shep up with food, have him take a big steaming dump, so I can carry it around the rest of our walk as we pass neighbors.
We will be treated like kings!
1 comment:
Absolutely Fabulous and the JD ones almost equally disgusting . Almost !
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