I was not the only one. I'm not her valentine - I have one. ...with a dangling Y chromosome.
And even if I didn't, this gift would not woo me for attention.
Sure sure........$20 buys some tequila tacos when / if I ever venture out. I am never turning down "tacos".
I am just horrified at the candy choice.
That's not even hyperbole.
No - I love Jolly Ranchers........but Green Apple? I mean WT actual F?
Deduction told me I was last - or near last - on her list. Or the least thought of. Either way, it didn't bode well for me.
IF I could find just cherry Jolly Ranchers, that would be ideal. Watermelon can get mixed in there if need be. But then you start towards "grape". ....and the candy construct starts to deteriorate quickly.
Granted, green apple might be above whatever their electric blue looking flavour is. Blueberry? Let's face it, at best it's as if you were at the eye doctor and deciding between 4 or 5 - and it's "about the same". Shitty.
So yes, it is the thought that counts. But the thought was green apple - so they're not good thoughts.....in either direction.
Song by: Rosanne Cash
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