Never Say Never
It is the law of averages, actually. And a matter of time.
There are X amount of rest rooms in the United States. The N in this equation is how many of said rest rooms use a certain make of personal hygiene tissue dispensing system.
It was bound to happen. And knowing how things go, it was bound to happen to me.
To be honest, after seeing the name of the device, I was just kind of biding my time, with iPhone in hand (or pocket, as it were).
Song by: Romeo Void