Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Fake

I kind of want to ignore a third "assassination" attempt in two years on this beached whale of a president. 

While the first one was clearly faked, so is this one. Sorry, it just is. 

Physics will tell you the first one was. The physics part would tell you the blood would got backwards, not forwards, from a bullet fired from in front of you. Oh, and since BLOTUS isn't a starfish, he didn't regenerate an ear that had been shot.  At the very least, have a fucking scar! Or pretend scar - though that would keep him in the make-up chair longer each day. 

Oh, and he's allegedly directed the DOJ not to investigate that shooting. Yeahhhhhhhhh. That event seems on the up and up. 

For this last one: the fake White House Correspondence Dinner.  Yes. Fake. 

It's not his party. It's the news organizations. Who just fall into line with him now-a-days. He's never been to one because they've been so mean to him in the past. He's so fucking thin skinned. Not enough for a fake bullet to piece it though. 

But still, it's a scheduled event for this "president". The way security works is that Secret Service has whatever place cased out well well well in advance and has limited access for people coming and going. 

So, we are to believe that Secret Service is so bad at their jobs, they've let THREE (!!!) "assassination" attempts occur? 

No one seems to be questioning their professionalism. Granted - not reading the news, so maybe they are, but no tidbits trickling down to sound bytes I hear here and there. 

That said, even if these attempts are indeed fake, Secret Service as been complicit in participating in this fakery. There is no way around that one. And that is fucking sad. 

The made-up war is going badly. Epstein files aren't going away. A fake shooting shouldn't take away from the mid-terms. The national debt just topped $39,000,000,000.000!  Yes, that's TRILLIOIN. And we added the last TRILLION in the last five months. He's doing WONDERS for the economy. 

So what's a failing gas-bag to do?  Play his greatest hits:  pretend to shoot me!

I've yet to see anyone calling any of these people "crisis actors", though they should. 

....and speaking of things trickling down to me: BLOTUS reaction to a CBS (?) reporter reading "the manifesto" (my lord, it's like calling every adult movie performer a porn "star") about a rapist and pedophile. 

Obvi, I didn't see the interview, but he claimed he'd been "exonerated".........yet NOBODY is asking him by whom?  WHO fucking cleared this man for thousands of pages of redacted info? 


And fuck me: that phrase "third time's a charm" is seemingly worthless. 



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