Thursday, October 09, 2025

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It looks like Becky was at Lowes or Homo Depot yesterday. And even though it is almost three weeks out from Halloween, the xmas decorations are on display and on the market. 

She sent me a short video of it and I had an immediate reaction. 

Holy Mother of g-d, Yukon Cornelius and Jason Kelce are the same person !!

How have I not noticed this before?? 

And so I mentioned it. If I'm totally honest, I was slightly astounded that Rebecca knew who Jason Kelce was. 

Travis Kelce has a cuteness quotient going on, but Jason is the fun one, hands down. More fun and funnier. He's not the Gucci wearing on game day brother. It's flip-flops or Crocs for Jason. 

No offense to Taylor, but Jason also has the better wife. 

But if you ever watch New Heights - the Kelce brothers podcast - it's almost immediate that Jason is the better brother. 

So in a matter of seconds - lit-rah-lly - I Goooooooooged Jason Kelce Yu....and then it just autofilled in with 'kon Cornelius'. It was less than a minute from reading Becky's IM to me when I responded with words AND images. 

While Gooooooogle is good at reading what little mind I have, I'm really thinking many others have already make this connection.  

....and they had. 



Clearly if you go to 'images' in your Goooooogle search, you'll find many like the above. Someone has already put in the work. 

I should be clear, it's not only a physical resemblance, but there are some mannerisms and vocal inflections that are similar. 

The association is just great and it lifts both Kelce and Cornelius' brand image. 

If there is ever a live stage production of Rudolph, casting should have Jason on speed dial. 



Song by: Melissa Ethridge

3 comments:

James Dwight Williamson said...

I think the Kelce brothers own America

Travel said...

Beefy and dreamy.

Ur-spo said...

are the both for sale?