Girl Fight Tonight !

OMFG. 

If for nothing else, the last day has proved that life is just an extension of high school. 

Though, it's all just mean girls. Honestly though, I don't know which one is Regina George! 

Musk and BLOTUS might both be Martha Dumptruck - though that is from Heathers, which may have been the original Mean Girls. 

This girl fight might actually bring on the destruction of the world. Or at least put this cunt-ry to a screeching halt. 

I'm putting Musk's above tweet here just for historical purposes. I'm assuming everyone has seen or heard about it before this publishes. But when / if someone looks back at this blog-thingy, there need to be semi-context. 

This didn't start the pissing match, but it escalated it. Honestly, I'm not exactly sure what started the butt-hurt feelings of both of them, but their shell is thinner than onion skin, so you know it didn't take much. 

Now, Elon's revelation isn't news. I think everyone knew BLOTUS was on Epstein's flight logs. So unless there is evidence he fucked an 11 year old, it matters little. Actually, in this day and age, if it is released he fucked an 11 year old, nothing will change for him.   

Nothing. 

And if Musk knows this (and you know he does), why hasn't he kicked a sexual predator off of X?  I got banned years ago for wishing harm on Mitt Romney's family. Not a threat. Just a wish. 

Mekka-Lekka-Hi-Mekka-Hiney-Ho.

But there is no one in Congress who would treat him any differently. Nor his cult followers. 

BLOTUS, in retaliation has threatened to cancel billions of $$$ worth of contracts for Space X, Starlink, Neurolink and Tesla. 

I mean, they never should have been put in place at all, but this is an administration who doesn't understand 'conflict of interest'. 

The back and forth between these two gals, is somewhat funny, but I also know how they like to distract this way from bigger things - happening or to come. 

But even if this is all really happening, it's enough of its own distraction to harm the U.S., assuming we have anything left to harm. 

Still - porn stache bitimoji Blobby is eating this up.  Kind of. I mean, I haven't read a thing that isn't a tweet that has gotten to me. But I'm not sure BLOTUS can win this one. Elon probably has shit for days on that guy - and while I hate him too, I'm here for it. 

Of course, I found the below to be HILARIOUS. 

I'm not sure anyone is gayer than Nathan Lane, but I hear Patti LuPone is free. 

Song by: Julie Brown