Cardinal introduces Alaris® Tri-Site Thermometer
Cardinal Health Inc (Dublin, OH) announced the release of the Alaris® Tri-Site Thermometer, a new tool for temperature measurement. The Alaris® Tri-Site Thermometer features a new smart "adaptive" algorithm that adjusts to the heat transfer characteristics of the appropriate body site, thus providing fast and reliable temperature predictions without dependence on the patient's age. The device comes standard with backlight, pulse timer, anti-theft protection, long cords and a three-year limited warranty. Additionally, Cardinal Health offers the Alaris® Tri-Site Thermometer as dual integrated probes for environments where oral, axillary or rectal measurement decisions often occur at the bedside.
I'm assuming it only becomes anti-theft upon first rectal usage! Just a hunch.
(thanks to Denton for sharing this press release from his former parent company.)
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eeeewwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh
ouch - clinchy clinchy
That's where the long cord comes in handy! Now, if they could just put some beads on the chord..nothing fancy...just a few different sizes spaced a few inches apart...what? Why are you looking at me like that?
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