MAGA and the GOP are fine with making up stories and lies to further whatever agenda they might have - or just for the fun of it.
But it is said that BLOTUS became VonShitzinPantz a few days back - in the oval office filled with people.
There is allegedly auditory and olfactory "evidence" of this event.
I hope to g-d it's true.
Say what you will about Pappy Joe and his age, I never heard that he fell asleep in meetings or behind the desk, let alone crapped his trousers.
It got me thinking how many identical suits, shirts and ties VSP has in closets all over the White House. Plus the power washer to clean out that crevASSe. Oh, and the incinerator to put all those Depends and bio-hazard bags into the fire.
I mean you know he probably shits himself several times per day. So, there has to be this huge wardrobe and on-site dry cleaner working 24/7 - though they probably LOVE it when he goes golfing. Open the windows and air the place out.
I understand they do (or can) change out the carpet in the oval office - and I hear it matters which way the eagles head is facing and which talon holds the arrows et al. But now, they probably just have to swap that out now and again to Bissell the fecal stains out of the fibers.
Truth be told, I did search out the video, but I couldn't hear "the accident". Though people in the room were ushered out quickly.
g-d, I'd love to see the résumé of these aides whose sole job it is to scoot people out of harm's way.
And let us remember that years ago Bob Woodward already let the world know this.
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I doubt if the sight of all that gold would be anywhere near enough to distract from the aural and (moreso) the olfactory experience of being in his vicinity when this (apparently regularly?) happens. Oooof! Pass the clothes-pegs!
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