Drink to Me

While I'm far from regretting the decision to delete some 7,000 images from my iPhone, I'm just saying there is a method to my madness for having so many pics. 

<-------  Case in point. 

I took this photo back in 2015 (!!!) and have been holding onto it ever since. I knew - just knew! - someday it would come in handy. 

That day is a decade later. 

As it happens, I have not worked back to the 2010s for image deletion. At least not yet. Even if I had, this one wouldn't have made it to the trash file. I even remember not just taking the pic, but turning the car around after passing the street so I could snap the image. THAT is how committed I was. Am. 

You're welcome. 

Theres is a reason for all of this. I promise. 

First off - I don't want to be the bearer of sexual explanation per se to the unexpected public. So I'm just gonna link Urban Dictionary here for any of you who might be educated on the term/s "Felch or Felching".  Happy to steer you to it, but not man enough to spell it out for you here.  Just click the hyperlink. 

Serial cheater / Brain Worm Landlord / Dead Bear Trafficker / Whale Head Decapitator / Opioid User / Alcoholic / Secretary of Health and Human Services  RFKKK Jr has allegedly been sexting some woman. Had he been doing it from the bathroom of a Chili's ToGo he'd have been SextMexing. 

Out of all of the above, the sexting piece is still the least disturbing.  

Cheryl Hines denies it - as any serial denier might - but the other woman has receipts it seems. You know - the actual texts. And now the sextee's ex is in on the low down. 

Ewwwwwww.  On multiple levels. The least being the actual 'act'. 

First, you can say, "well, it's the New York Post". They are sensational for sure, but they are also VERY right leaning. So make of them publishing this what you will. 

I did not go further than the image that someone posted. No word on if RFKKK Jr likes to slurp his own after the act, or maybe that of another man. Maybe both.  

You know - let's go with both. 

If we are going with sensationalism, let's go all the way. And since this administration doesn't really care about "facts", I don't care if it's true. Just spread it like it is. 

That's what they'd do. 

Song by: Johnny Cash