I know I have a stunted adolescence. There is no shock or surprise with this fact. But I just assumed that everyone else (over the age of say...14) has seen this. Imagine my surprise when the day before T-giving, I got to show one of my brother in laws (brothers in law?) this trick.
I spent a good 3-4 minutes with a sharp knife making just the right cuts and doing the folds in all the appropriate areas to get a most inappropriate joke.
Naturally you have to preface the set-up with - 'Why does the Land O Lakes lady hold her butter there?'
Both he and my sister were in hysterics.
This doesn't actually show it, but what you do after cutting three sides of the held butter is to then fold the cardboard so her knees line up right under that, so she when you pull it down (or up), she exposes her dirty pillows. I like how the shadows of her knees make for a convincing areola.
In my version, the lady doesn't flip up the held butter but pulls it down. I swear it makes all the difference.
Song by: Hot Butter