Drunk......or not.
Driving under the influence. But of what?
We assume booze, don't we? That's our go-to. But he says 'no', it was pain meds, as if that is more socially acceptable.
Granted, the man has been plagued by surgery and pain and hasn't won a major since 2008, so that could drive a man to take a handful of dolls.
....oh, and to bang, 18-19 skanks while being married. But who am I to judge?
It's his statement to the Jupiter Police Dept that had me laughing - - thanking them for all they did in this situation.....as if that will free him from any liability. I suppose I'd try to butter up the po-po if I were charged too.
Still, if you scroll down the news feed in the attached image, the man killed a zookeeper for chrissake!
Oh well, when you're a 'star' you can get away with anything.
Song by: Paula Cole
he looks terrible. he's no arnold palmer. his star has faded.
ReplyDeleteTiger should be caged so he doesn't drive any more.
ReplyDeleteand he's not even rich and white!
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