Bottled water is taking queues from wine and beer - and they only way they can seem to market iffy, or bad tasting (I'm assuming) is to give it a funky / funny name and see what happens.
I don't have a degree in marketing or advertising, so one would think you'd know what you're doing in this job and not just making it up as you go.
But like beer and wine, there are hundreds of these flavoured sodas. ....and there's not a one I would try.
Ok, maybe one. How bad can the cucumber be?
This seems {enter any city name} Eagle-y.
...and now? Now I am just thinking of Mike.
I suppose (?) these companies make money - but it ain't from me.
ew ew ew! nope, they ain't getting my $$$ either!
ReplyDeleteFIRST THEY DID IT TO ICE CREAM, AND NOW TO SODA!! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?! Also, ew.
ReplyDeletereally now !
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