This is why I will never get a book deal. My maturity level isn't quite to the standard to ever get a publisher (let alone an agent or publicist) to look my way. I mean, I guess I could author what could become the next Captain Underpants.
Case in point:

This is my life. This is what I aspire to. Ok - that might be a bit much, but clearly stuff like this makes me laugh. Yes, I'm 12.
I mean - I don't even remember taking this picture. I certainly don't know where I took it. Well, I'm sure it was in a bathroom, but where? Which one? I have no idea.
Until I posted this, I never even saw the 'Board of Hell' comment. My attention to detail is somewhat lacking.
What it really comes down to is - I've been sick, I'm back at work and catching up and didn't really have time to think about something to post. There. I said it.
Until I have something better or more to say, I guess you all could kill some time by reading a book.
Song by: Prince
Don't you love how clever that guy must have felt, whipping out his pen to write that?
ReplyDeleteI wanted to graffiti in the men's room at the hospital last week, had a pen ready and everything, but thought twice and didn't want to bring any about any bad karma. I can't even remember what I was going to write.
Just bought THE BOOK -- can't wait to read it!
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